(It's best to read this with a red neck accent.) So I figurd the bushy mop look wernt fitten me as I started school again this yer so I figurd I'd cut my hairs. I told the barber tu just take some off the top and leave the back alone, cuz I wanned the besta both worlds (Business up front and Party in the back). So I'm needin y'all tu tell me whuch y'all think of my new do.
Alright, I couldn't resist. I had the long hair and plans to cut it, so I told Nicole to cut it into a mullet. She refused, of course, so I made her do it anyway. Neither of us had any idea how to cut a mullet so we tried our best. I kept it for one day and then cut it. I got all kinds of responses from people at school. Personally, it was nasty. I saw myself in the mirror a few times as I was walking past and it scared me. Nicole thought she was living with some strange red neck for that day. She is glad to have me back.
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SICK!!!! But funny.
Nate and I actually got in somewhat of an argument about the cutting of the mullet. I refused but he insisted. I didn't understand why he wanted to have a mullet so bad for one day. He said because he had never had one before. Well I gave in because he was pretty persistent, but I hated every moment he had the mullet. For example, when I saw him come home from school I just cringed once I got a glance of the "party in the back". I was more than happy to cut it off that night.
Yeah, Sheldon is glad that Nate decided to join the mullet club, even if it was for just one day. But, I'm with you. If I saw Sheldon with a mullet now I'd be like "you are not my husband. You are some greasy nasty man." For some reason mullets are more forgivable and laughable on children. BUT good for Nate for fulfilling a lifelong dream.
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